-My life in ...... S / PAIN!!! part 1.

i moved here to (Zaragoza-Spain)in may/2009 from small town in UK called Grantham to b with my boyfriend!
at the airport i almost got arrested for getting angry for not wanting to pay 270 bloody british pounds for luggage at ryanair, ofcours! hello! i could have flowen with BA 1st class sipping bubbly while getting my cock sucked!
...our new flat was suppose to b ready to move into, in a week after we sign the contract! only for the kitchen we waited almost 8 weeks, hot water started to run in november, thanks God last year the summer lasted almost untill october...just now they called they have tracked our Xmas post cards ( one of the post man had it, they just didnt know which one )...i just hope we get them by next Xmas! My mother-in-law told me she had to make 3 complains to have here mail delivered on time, as for example her mail-lady ( bitch ) decided once a week delivery is more than enough!
The other day i watched TV and she was everywhere! Karmele Marchante! Mad ( not in "shes so funny " mad way ,like Jackie Stallone) old hag, with hideous grin of a monkey that came up with this mental idea to go to eurovision song contest! she calls herself the " Superstar queen"!Yes! But she was voted off and now people are going crazy! They seriously wanted her to represent spain?! But im not even surprised, i think at the end of the day it would b quite appropriate! Theres terrorist alarm in england, Haity has over 100.000 dead and spain cannot get over some freak cannot go to embarrass the nation infront the whole europe LIVE! But what about those poor sane spanish people like my boyfriend, my mother in law etc....

Janet Jackson ( only for fans, otherwise boring )

when it comes to Janet i loose any criticism! i totaly admire her, she is the only singer that can bring me to tears sometimes



Dior with Jermaine

love this hair

at Armani show, check out those python shoes

in Versace again, with Donatella

Janet in Versace!!! Whoever says, she cant dress classy, heres proof she ca
besides,who would look bad next to that piece of,.,,,


how cool is this Alexander McQueen kimono Janet is wearing...apparently it was a dissaster but personally give me fuchsia,pink and violet and im like a baby in toy store

VERSACE ( only for fans, otherwise boring )

Naomi in Versace





i loved Gianni`s work but i love Donatella`s creative direction even more!

-My story, THE BEGINNING

..i was born in former czechoslovakia, around the same time when Ivana Trump was already collecting her material for a divorce and Eva Herzigova, later famous for being a wonderbra girl, didnt have a tits yet! in mean time she lost them again, but thats another story! anyway, my arrival must have caused quite a stir in than communist state, where u had to cue for hours to be able to buy oranges or bananas and u could get only small amount so there was for everyone! not that i remember much of it,but i have this image of 2 women fighting for a pair of jeans outside "Tuzex" fixed in my mind, as jeans were as rare as pretty english girl and i remember envy my school mate for having chewing gums brought from abroad!...so there i was, the only child of a single mother, beating the shit out of some kid calling me fat or getting beaten by my mum, while doing homeworks, scared shittless, i could grow up as a some kind of monster... i guess what she hoped for was id end up like so many of the others, working in some factory producing, i dont know...refridgerators! get married, get childer, not to become an alcoholic and die as a christian! but little did she know....