-My story, THE BEGINNING

..i was born in former czechoslovakia, around the same time when Ivana Trump was already collecting her material for a divorce and Eva Herzigova, later famous for being a wonderbra girl, didnt have a tits yet! in mean time she lost them again, but thats another story! anyway, my arrival must have caused quite a stir in than communist state, where u had to cue for hours to be able to buy oranges or bananas and u could get only small amount so there was for everyone! not that i remember much of it,but i have this image of 2 women fighting for a pair of jeans outside "Tuzex" fixed in my mind, as jeans were as rare as pretty english girl and i remember envy my school mate for having chewing gums brought from abroad!...so there i was, the only child of a single mother, beating the shit out of some kid calling me fat or getting beaten by my mum, while doing homeworks, scared shittless, i could grow up as a some kind of monster... i guess what she hoped for was id end up like so many of the others, working in some factory producing, i dont know...refridgerators! get married, get childer, not to become an alcoholic and die as a christian! but little did she know....